Tips for Coping with the New Garbage Limits in the Niagara Region

Those of us in the Niagara region will soon experience changes in our waste management.  Specifically our previous 2-bag/container trash limit will be reduced to one.  However, blue and grey bins will be collected weekly instead of rotating biweekly collections of one bin.  This is good news in my opinion!  However some are complaining about the changes. 

When we moved to the region six years ago, full-on recycling was a huge adjustment as we'd moved from an area that had no recycling at all.  Everything went in the trash.  It took a few months for everyone to get accustomed to the change.  But we did.  As everyone else will with these changes. 

Green Bin Usage is the Issue
I heard one radio news report stating that region-wide green bin use was only at 30%.  Just by looking down the road on collection day I would say this is accurate.  Failing to use the green bin for organics waste dramatically increases a household's weekly trash.  According to the US Composting council, 74% of landfill waste is organic.  This isn't just a problem with the quantities we're sending to landfills, but the composition of what we send to landfills.  Organics in nature will break down releasing carbon dioxide, however that carbon dioxide that results from a natural breakdown (such as backyard composting or forest floor decomposition) is part of nature's short-term carbon cycle.  Plant photosynthesis will clear out this carbon dioxide.  However, in a landfill, decomposing organics release carbon as methane, which has a far greater impact on global warming than carbon dioxide.  One of the BEST things we can do personally to reduce our impact on the earth that sustains us is to compost our organics waste.  We can't compost meat-based waste in our backyards, but if our municipalities will do so, by all means we should send them all we can and eliminate all the organics we possibly can from our landfills. 


But the Green Bin Stinks!

Yes, it does.  Just as much as a garbage bag/can that contains animal fats like chicken skin, etc.  There are lots of ways to reduce this stink, and to reduce all the other unpalatable aspects of organics recycling.  Here's what we do:

1. Backyard composting.  If you garden, start backyard composting.  Only place vegetable and fruit scraps (never any meat scraps or eggs or fats) in your backyard compost bin.  Add a great deal of brown matter -- newspaper, leaves, straw, etc., to create a healthy mix and stir it up.  Removing fruit and vegetable scraps from your home daily will prevent fruit flies from flocking to your kitchen for those scraps. In the Niagara Region you can purchase a backyard composter from the region for up to 80% LESS than you can buy one in a store. 
2. Freeze your organics.  Keep a small, kitchen-sized compostable liner or a brown paper lunch sack in your refrigerator freezer for all the animal wastes.  Grease from cooking, bones, skin, leftover meat -- all of those things that stink to no end when rotting in a garbage can or the green bin can go into the freezer where they are not going to stink.  On trash day, toss the bags in the green bin and take it to the curb.  This eliminates maggots in the warmer months, along with the stench of rot - eliminating varmint attraction as well.  Add newspaper to the bottom of your green bin to absorb the moisture that results from the frozen waste thawing.  Our household of five rarely has more than one bag of this waste each week.  Often we need two weeks to fill it, but we do compost our own vegetable and fruit scraps. 
3. Rinse your green bin out every week during the non-frozen months. 

What goes in the organics bin?

It's not just for food waste!  Cat litter can be composted in the Niagara Region.  Since I foster cats and kittens, this is a boon for us!  Without composting of cat litter, we often exceeded our trash limits.  Ever since the region started composting cat litter I've never exceeded our limits. 

Napkins, paper towels, tissues (that haven't been used to blow one's nose or the like) can all go into the compost bin.  My in-laws reduce kitchen bin odors and leakage mess by keeping a countertop bin in which they place ONLY paper towels and paper napkins.  When that bin is full, they fill their under-counter bin with the paper wastes before adding food scraps.  Those papers absorb the moisture from their kitchen waste.  They don't backyard compost and I've noticed they never have a problem with fruit flies from their under-counter organics bin. 

Cooking grease -- fats skimmed off broths and the like can be let to congeal in a container (like an empty tin can, then scraped into the compost bag. 

Recycling is so messy. I'd rather just pay the fee

You'd rather throw your money away, eh? If that's truly your position, there's no reasoning with you.  On the other hand, if you are simply adjusting to multiple bins, there are ways to deal with the mess of multiple recycling bins, waste cans, and organics bins. 


Weekly pickup of both gray and blue bins is going to make a big difference in the messy factor.  What we've done in our home to manage this mess is still applicable. 

Have a central recycling location.  If keeping all the recycling in a garage or outdoors is not an option for you, keep your large recycling bins at a central location indoors.  Our basement works for this. In the bathrooms and kitchen we have small rubbermaid bins for recycling under our sinks.  In our powder room, a small plastic sorting bin works to contain the small amount of recycling for that room (soap boxes, TP rolls, plastic wrappers).  These small bins are taken to the large bins in the basement when full and sorted there.  This is our youngest children's task.  We use a single plastic shopping bag hung on a hook to place all the plastic bread and milk bags that accumulate.  When it's full, it's tied and placed in the gray bin. 

Remember to rinse all your recyclable containers.  Empty cans, jars, and milk bags will create a stink and attract bugs or other pests.  Keeping a small sorting bin under the kitchen sink makes this easy.  

On another hook, we keep a narrow newspaper bag sleeve to collect batteries.  When full enough, I drop it at any of the orange bins local to me (for me that's in a local pharmacy.  For others this may be a roadside orange bin or Staples store location, among other places.)  I used to hold onto these for up to a year waiting for the annual household hazardous waste recycling days, but orange bin distribution has eliminated the need for that wait. Using rechargeable batteries has also dramatically reduced our battery consumption as well. 


Grass Clippings
Another change to note is that grass will no longer be collected with the green bin. 

Grass is easily composted in your yard.  If you don't have a mulching mower, reducing the days between mowings and raking out any accumulation will facilitate breakdown right on your lawn. 

You can use grass clippings as mulch, too.  Yes, you'll get some weed seeds in there but weeds can easily be pulled when they're young. 

You can also put your grass clippings in your backyard composter. 

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Watching You Watch the Rain

Watching you watch the rain:
Your lined and sagging home
of eyes that take in all
Tranquil before the gentle
Sometimes angry pattering.
I hid so you could not see
me watching you watch the rain.
The scene always held one holiness:
Your solitude among the million chattering drops.
I wanted to think what you thought,
Feel the peace I saw in you --
Watching you watch the rain
Is a thousand images
of one picture in my head
As I sit, elbows on knees,
My child nearby watching me
Recalling
Watching you watch the rain. 

-RMH 

I have often wished I had the artistic ability to paint as this image is so clear in my mind.  It's been nearly six years and I still miss him.  I am grateful I had his love and guidance for 35 years of my life. 

Jack E. Loar August 3, 1929 - October 2, 2004

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Camp foods need not be crap foods

We've recently returned from a camping trip and for once I don't need to detox from all the high-preservative foods we normally eat on a camping trip.  Spoilage was always a concern in the past, so we'd pack hotdogs and heavily preserved sausages of various sorts along with peanut butter and eggs.  We would come home and live on fresh salads for a week to clear all the heavy preservative-laden foods from our systems.

This time, we did things differently and now I can't imagine why we had never planned things out this way in the past.  I suppose we simply did what we'd always done and what our parents had always done. Here are some delicious camp-friendly recipes that will be staples of our summer camping trips from now on:

Bean Burgers
1 can beans, any type (we used pintos) drained and rinsed
1 cup bread crumbs (seasoned simplifies things and adds flavour)
1 egg
1 small onion diced fine
1 carrot peeled and shredded
2 Tbsp olive oil

Mash the beans in a bowl and mix with all other ingredients.  Refrigerate for one hour before forming patties.  I formed 4 nice-sized patties from this mix.  For camping, I sprayed foil and wrapped each burger in the foil.  We cooked the bean burgers in the foil over the fire.  When well-frozen, it took about 30 minutes over medium heat to cook to the desired outer crispiness.  When thawed, about 15 minutes.

Fire Roasted Corn on the Cob
Having farm stands nearby our campground, we were able to pick up fresh corn on the cob to serve that night.  The kids absolutely loved the fire-roasted corn and did not add butter or salt!  Fire roasting doesn't boil out the flavour of the corn, it enhances it and you get that delicious smokey flavour from the fire!

Do not shuck the corn, but do remove the cornsilks, leaving the husks intact.  Soak each cob in water for about 10 minutes.  Thoroughly waterlog it.  If some of the husk is missing or torn or doesn't cover the cob completely, use a bit of foil to wrap around the circumference of the cob.  Roast over medium heat for about 20-30 minutes.  The husks will be blackened on the outside, but the corn will be juicy and perfect inside.  Some of the corn may darken, but it won't be much and it still tastes so good! 

Campfire Banana Splits
This was a hit for everyone but one of my children.  He did not like his bananas cooked.

Bananas
Chocolate chips (or a chocolate bar)
mini marshmallows
(Optional:  shredded coconut, nuts)

Peel a single strip down the center of the banana.   Make a slice down the center of the banana.  We found it easiest to scoop a bit of banana out of the center, instead of trying to shove all the filling into a narrow knife-slit.  Fill the hollow with chocolate chips and mini marshmallows. Pull the peel back up  and wrap the entire banana in foil.  Place over fire for about 10 minutes.  Open the foil and the banana and eat with a spoon.  This was a lovely treat! 

Foil-pack vegetables

You can do these so many different ways.  In one pack we did:
quartered new potatoes
diced onions
diced peppers
Seasoned with butter (buttered the foil) salt, pepper, and diced garlic cloves

Cooked over medium heat about 30 minutes.

sliced summer squash and zucchini
Diced peppers
Diced onions
thinly sliced new potatoes
buttered the foil, seasoned with salt, pepper, and diced garlic cloves

We deep-froze chicken breasts to take with us.  Once they thaw: cook them!

Hobo Pizzas
You need pie irons for these, along with:

Bread
canned pizza sauce
shredded cheese
pizza toppings (pepperoni, diced vegetables)

Butter the bread and place the buttered side against the pie iron.  Spread the bread with pizza sauce and add toppings.  Top with another buttered bread (butter side against the pie iron).  Lock the pie iron and cook it right in the coals of the fire.  Takes about 10 minutes.

You could make a ranch-chicken pizza:
Bread
Ranch dressing
canned chicken
shredded cheddar
onion diced
tomato diced
Optional:  cooked bacon or ham

Compile as you would the other pizza & cook the same.

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Heartland Forest, Niagara Falls, Ontario

Less than two years ago we visited the fairly new Heartland Forest in Niagara Falls. Compare the pictures from that blog posting to this one as the changes are incredible!

*For a larger, more detailed view of any of the pictures, simply double click on the picture.  

When we first visited, we were greeted at the forest entry by this partial carving:  

Big Ted is now complete, with a cute message next to him:

More carvings can be found throughout the more than two miles of Carolinian Forest trails:

 A pond just inside the forest entry has an accessible lookout from which one can observe pond life:

So many photo ops, too: 

and opportunities for a peaceful rest surrounded by beauty:

During this visit, the accessible cabin was open for learning opportunities and activities for FrogFest Niagara.  The boys made FrogFest badges while I took pictures outside the cabin:

We were thrilled by the fauna throughout the forest.  Obviously many people have been very busy naturalizing some native species, such as Ontario's flower, the white Trillium:

We also saw a magnificent magenta trillium (it's actually red trillium, trillium erectum, the only red-petaled trillium native to Ontario):

And an excellent example of poison ivy vine:

(don't worry, it is labeled and slightly off the trail so you won't be stumbling into it)

wild geranium was in bloom and quite abundant:

At this time of year, the numerous vernal pools throughout this forest are still full and quite active:

There are just so many treasures along the trails.  The kids enjoyed sitting inside this teepee:

There were also many new-to-us additions before the trail begins. Much to the boys' delight, an incredible playground contains structures to delight the very small as well as the much larger child. Like this enormous merry-go-round:

and this incredible swing:

 and of course a huge frog swing to share:

Near the forest entrance is a pond surrounded by a boardwalk.  Bird feeders are found in many places.  Perhaps it's just my imagination, but I think the red-winged black birds' colour is particularly vibrant this year:

What a wonderful, amazing place! If you're local to the area, or just visiting, check it out. There are many activities planned throughout the year, but they aren't needed to enjoy this natural treasure.  This is a great place to go with your family.  Go, enjoy, be awed!

*The photograph in the blog header was taken within the Heartland Forest.

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When You Have Eleventy-seven Hardboiled Eggs and Don't Know What To Do With Them

Deviled Eggs
My kids love these for an afterschool snack.  They like to take them to school, too, but I haven't found a way to do this without mess.  Quick, easy, and yummy. Here's how I do it:

1. Carefully slice the eggs in half lenthwise.
2. Put the yolk into a small mixing bowl or food processor.
3. Add 1 T Miracle Whip and 2 tsps mustard for 6 egg yolks. 
4. Add 1 tsp pickle relish.
5. If doing this by hand, mash well with a fork.  If using a food processor, pulse until blended and creamy.
6. Fill each egg half's hollow with the mixture.  
7. Sprinkle with paprika.  (The more adventurous might like cayenne. Young kids who didn't get weaned on Tabasco sauce will not.)

Egg Salad
Use for sandwiches within three days.

1. Dice your eggs, yolk and all.
2. Add diced celery (I use one rib for 5-6 eggs)
3. Add diced onion (I don't like onion much, so I add about 1/8 cup)
4. Add pickle relish (a tablespoon)
5. Add mustard (2 teaspoons)
6. Add Miracle Whip (1 Tablespoon to start, may need 2)
7. Mix.  Voila.  Egg salad.

Quick Pickled Eggs
You can quickly pickle eggs by using the liquid from canned/jarred beets.  Just cover the eggs with the beet juice from canned beets, then let them sit in the fridge overnight or several hours.  There you go, quickly pickled eggs.



A couple other options:

• Dice the white and use as a salad topping.
• My daughter, who is vegetarian, adds hard boiled eggs to vegetable soups.  
• You can freeze hard boiled eggs to use another day.  Simply thaw them in the refrigerator and then use them.

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Can we talk about food for a minute?

That British Woman strikes again! She posted this video on her blog and got me going.





Notice the table of food in the segment on the Edwards' family's eating habits at 7:50. Jaime says this is "normal" eating for many a family. I have never in my life known any family that ate that way. The Edwards don't cook anything, they deep fry everything and nothing they have is edible straight out of the fridge besides milk. That's not normal. That's extreme. I have never deep fried anything. My ex husband used to deep-fry french fries regularly. He cut them from potatoes, though, not by opening a freezer bag. The deep fryer went with him when he moved out, by the way.

Again, look at the food on Edwards' table. Pizza, fries, sausages, corn dogs (deep fried), pancakes, hotdogs, Little Debbie treats. Calorie-dense, fat-dense, and nutrition-poor is every single food on that table. Every food is highly processed. Anything that has been processed is easy to digest meaning it is easily turned directly into fat.

Stop for a second and think about the greatest source of processed food North Americans eat. Wheat.

This is what wheat berries look like:

I remember when I was in Junior High School and the teacher was talking about nutrition in the 1800's and how people would eat boiled wheat berries.  I said, "we do that."  He told me we did not.  "No one eats wheat berries," he said.  I said, "we do."  He insisted I was telling stories.  My mother regularly served us wheat berries for hot cereal in the morning and even for an after-school snack.  They're quite good, actually.  Rather nutty in flavour, somewhat crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside.  I like them plain now, but I usually had them with some milk when I was a child.

This is a diagram of a whole kernel of wheat:  

The white endosperm on the inside is what is left after processing for the commercial food and flour market.  The outer bran and nutrient-rich germ have been removed.  Even after the endosperm is all that remains, it is processed some more by bleaching and grinding to a fine powder.  They use chlorine and peroxide to bleach the endosperm.  Would you pour bleach over your food before eating it?

What is removed from the wheat berry to make processed white flour is 40% of the kernel.  The most nutrient-dense parts of the wheat kernel are removed:  the b-vitamins, most of the fibre -- in all more than half the original nutrients are removed.  Which is why white flour has to be enriched.  But they don't put back what was taken out.  There is no replacement fibre and the vitamins added are pale in comparison to what was removed!  To learn more about the health benefits and nutrients in whole wheat, check out this article at WHFoods. 

This one simple food is indicative of why processed foods are bad for us.  The foods are stripped of their inherent nutrients and often have other things like sugar, fat, sodium and lesser vitamins added.

I caught a little bit of Jaime Oliver's Food Revolution show on tv last week.  Jaime's emotional histrionics in response to an article that had him  calling the West Virginians he was to be helping "stupid" and "lost causes" was too much for me.  His bout of crying was contrived and quite pathetic.  Grow a set, man! 

While I agree with what he's doing and the fact that the American schools' nutritional programs are idiotic at best (ketchup is a vegetable, dontcha know) I think he's missing a huge point.  I think everyone is missing a huge point.

It's not just the food that's killing us. It's the lack of movement.  Kids sit in a classroom six hours a day and are lucky to get 30 minutes of physical activity on some days.  They go home to play video games and watch tv.  And what are they doing while playing video games and watching tv?  Snacking.  Sedentary lifestyles are as much to blame as poor eating habits for the current obesity epidemic.  If activity levels are not addressed, no progress will be made against obesity.

The New York Times recently published an article highlighting the dangers of too much sitting:

"when you spend long periods sitting, your body actually does things that are bad for you.
As an example, consider lipoprotein lipase. This is a molecule that plays a central role in how the body processes fats; it’s produced by many tissues, including muscles. Low levels of lipoprotein lipase are associated with a variety of health problems, including heart disease. Studies in rats show that leg muscles only produce this molecule when they are actively being flexed (for example, when the animal is standing up and ambling about). The implication is that when you sit, a crucial part of your metabolism slows down.

"Nor is lipoprotein lipase the only molecule affected by muscular inactivity. Actively contracting muscles produce a whole suite of substances that have a beneficial effect on how the body uses and stores sugars and fats."

What are kids being taught in American schools about nutrition?  I remember being taught the four basic food groups of dairy, meat, vegetables and fruit when I was in school.  Now there are pyramids which, frankly, written by the government are not to be trusted.  I think most people would gain weight following the food guide's recommendations.  I believe an independent guide is more reliable.  Harvard came up with one based on up-to-date reliable scientific information and without major business' interests in mind.  Check it out. 

I know American schools are idiotic when it comes to nutrition.  My daughter is lactose intolerant and was identified as such in early childhood.  She had to show a doctor's note every single day in order to forgo the milk at school.  

In our Ontario school system kids are being taught at an early age to discern between "healthy" foods and "not healthy" foods.  Schools encourage parents to send nutritious lunches and snacks and limit or eliminate high sugar, high fat snacks from their children's lunchboxes.  My five year old will point out healthy foods and "not healthy" or "sometimes" foods -- sometimes foods are foods that should only be eaten occasionally, not frequently.  That's pretty much how we do it here.  90% of what my kids eat is prepared by me, full of nutrition and goodness.  Quite a lot of what they eat is raw -- fresh fruits and vegetables.  While the US aims for 4-5 servings of fruits and vegetables a day, the Canadian government encourages up to 10.  I think Canada's on to something.

Do you serve your kids fresh fruits and vegetables at meals?  Try it if you haven't done it.  It doesn't need to be a fancy tray of unusual fruits and vegetables.  I put out a platter of apple and orange slices with dinner the other night and guess what?  They all disappeared!  It's not much work at all.

Oh, and this malarkey that unhealthy food, fast food, highly processed foods are cheaper than healthful foods is NONSENSE!  Absolute and utter nonsense.  Take that burger meal from McDonald's or Burger King.  For a buck or two you can get a 2 oz burger on a bun with a bit of ketchup and mustard and pickle slices.  Well for 2 bucks in the states and 3 bucks in Canada, you can buy a pound of extra lean fresh ground beef and for another 2 bucks  8 whole wheat buns.  You can make five 3-ounce burgers and serve 5 people for less than four or five dollars.  You can add fresh onion, tomato and lettuce for another buck.  Come on people, it's not rocket science and it's not going to put you in the poor house!  And by the way, when you make your own burgers, you don't have added transfats (which will kill you and should be eliminated from the food supply entirely) or any of the chemical preservatives that will keep a Happy Meal from decomposing for years.

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Culture Shocks for an American in Canada

I suppose it was foolish of me to think I would not experience culture shock when I moved four hours away from Ohio to Ontario, Canada. Foolish or not, I was wrong.

Language Differences
My husband, who is Canadian by birth and lived most of his life in Canada, has no accent or strange speech habits.  I've heard the "eh" jokes in reference to Canadian lingo most of my life and didn't get it when I became a resident.  I've almost never heard "eh" in conversation.  I have heard it, but not much.  There are other things though.

Some pronunciations are different.  For instance when I pronounce "been" it sounds like bin.  But Canadian newscasters and educators say it like I say "bean."  It makes my ears tickle.

Like Bostonians, the accepted proper Canadian pronunciation of pasta is "pass-tah".  With an emphasis on the the first syllable.  Again:  ear tickles.

The article "a", as in I ate a single grape is pronounced the same as the a in apple.  My youngest children learned to read in Canada and each would correct me when I'd correct them over their pronunciation of the article "a".  It seems odd to me to say "a" like apple and not like ape. I don't hear this in everyday conversation, though.

The letter z has a name and it is not Zee.  It is Zed.  If you say Zee you are outing yourself as an American. (Though I cannot help but see an elderly, white-haired wizard anytime "Zed" is mentioned.  "Bags!" Now if you get that reference, you're a nerd like me ;) ) 

The other ear tickler is the word drama.  It's pronounced DRAM - uh here with emphasis on the first syllable and the first "a" is clearly an apple "a", unlike what I'm used to hearing which is more of a soft "o" sound or shortened "aw" sound.

Again!  Oh man, this is like a gain.  I'm used to uhgen with a hard g.  Nope.  They really emphasize that long hard A sound in the second syllable.

Sorry...actually I think Canadians probably pronounce things more like they should be pronounced based on the sounds of English letters, but still, I'm accustomed to different pronunciations so "sorry" to me sounds very much like sari but in Canada it's like sore- ee.

I'm sure there is more but I'll stop there and move on to something else.

Canadian Cigarettes
To an American these are weird.  The Canadian government has gone to great lengths to curb smoking and prevent prospective new smokers from ever wanting to pick up the habit.  In Canada the standard pack size contains 30 cigarettes (they do sell 20 packs, but people only buy those when they're short on cash.) Canadian cigarettes are very expensive.  $10 a pack for decent ones.  $7 a pack for economy ones.  If you're adventurous you'll buy what's called "reserves" but I'll discuss that later.

Many years ago the Canadian government required cigarette manufacturers to cover HALF the cigarette package with graphic health warnings.  Those warnings are:

These are on every pack of Canadian cigarettes.  On one side they're in English, on the other side they're in French.  Same pictures.  My favourite is the impotency one.  I'm a girl and impotency doesn't scare me so much.  I hate the bloody brain, rotting teeth, and diseased lungs ones though.

Canadian cigarette packs also list all their toxic emissions and the percentage of each chemical:  Tar, Nicotine, Carbon Monoxide, Formaldehyde, Hydrogen Cyanide and Benzene. 

Those who wish to avoid the $10/pack fee for cigarettes, and those with Native status, will buy their cigarettes on a Native Reserve for about $15/carton.  They come in giant ziploc bags which contain 200 cigarettes (pictured on the bottom two shelves):

There has been a large anti-reserve cigarettes campaign, however, with warnings about the dangers of these "unregulated" cigarettes.  (They are unregulated because they're made in factories on Native Reservations, which are sovereign from the Canadian Government so unregulated by the Canadian Government.)  According to billboards and print ads that have been appearing all over Canada these "Cheap Smokes" "contain insect eggs, mold and human feces." I suspect the Canadian Government is somewhat annoyed that it's not collecting its $7 taxes per pack that it does on other cigarettes sold here. (I have to admit I do wonder how exactly human feces can be in cigarettes....?  Then I try not to think about it any more!)

And by the way, nobody smokes "cigarettes" in Canada -- they're called "smokes" here.

Highways and Byways
In the states I was accustomed to routing many drives many different ways.  Going between two main cities, I could choose a few different routes based on traffic or construction or scenery if I wanted.  That's not very likely here.

Canada's got a couple highways. I do mean a couple. There seems to be one going north to south in Ontario and another going east to west across the entire country. There are no more. That's it. Want to find a quicker route from Niagara to Toronto? Want to avoid the holiday weekend traffic?  Want to avoid the construction?  HA! Unless you're swimming or flying, there is ONE WAY to drive it and one way only.

And for those who weren't aware, Ontario is the center of the universe. Just so ya know. Other Canadians are a bit miffed that darned near everything in Canada is in Ontario, but it seems to have worked out that way. Sorry. I didn't do it. I just enjoy the benefits of it.  (40% of Canada's population resides in Ontario.  In a way this center-of-the-universe thing makes sense once you know that.)

Hopefully no one thinks I am poking fun at Canada.  I love it here.  I love the land, the scenery, the people, the sense of community in every community I've lived.  There's more, but I'll save it for another day.

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